Here to melt hearts and melt faces.
THE UGLY COWBOYS
Who the HEck are these people?
I’ll tell you who these people are. Sam AND Bee are the ugliest, rowdiest, most performative mother-fathers you’ll ever have the pleasure of listening to. WE write music for the modern person who prefers their drinks strong and their morals loose.
Our music lovingly penetrates many genres, but our main squeezes are punkabilly, cowpunk, and juuuust a dash of indie. The songs? Unapologetically hilarious. The tunes? Annoyingly catchy. The lyrics? Pearl-clutchingly outrageous. First time listeners are known to blush, laugh, and then relate deeply to TUC classics such as “Liquor Store,” “Life Sucks, Do Drugs,” and “Amerijuana”.
